Trying to smoke a human out...

So far the replies seem canned. I'm dropping FREQUENT HINTS that I am rich and crazy in attempt to get a human to reply.



Hello my hot saucy princess.

Do you want me to send you something? I will send you anything.
Anything at all. Well, within reason. I must own it or be able to
own it. I won't steal. I hope only to steal your heart.

THERE I'VE SAID IT AGAIN!

Oh my sweet, your emails brighten my days here in Florida.

I'm sorry that you have difficulties with drunkards in the pub where at by
for you work. I smite them with a stick.

I will be travelling to Canaduh in two days to take care of some real
estate business up there. Though I am retired and have plenty of
money, I do enjoy playing the real estate "game" as it were. It keeps
me happy and offers me the opportunity to travel.

Do not fret, however, my attorney, Perry Mason, who travels with me,
will have my laptop computer with him and i will be able to answer
any and all massages from you.

Would you like a post card from me? It would thrill my scrot to receive
one from you.

I told you about my friend, Hoppy (hopalong), who lost his leg and
can't seem to locate it. I'm attaching a photograph of his father.

Isn't heredity a fascinating thing.

I also took Mister Snickers (my favorite pretty kitty!! (after you, of
course (oh, I seem to have let that slip!) ) ) to Luiz, my Guatemalan
Cat Groomer... (Don't take that to mean he only grooms cats of a
Guatemalan origin, he does not... It is Luiz who is from Guatemalian
heritage and he will gladly groom any cat you bring to him, just as
long as you have the cash money bobby dinero to pay Luiz as he is in
need of money as he is in the process of transforming from male to
female and requires much money for hormone treatments and waxings.



I have gotten off track!!!

Irregardless, here is a photo of my favorite kitty, Mister Snickers,
after a trip to the groomers. I wanted my puss shaved as I told him
(LUIZ, NOT MISTER SNICKERS! HAHA!!!) that I've met a delightful young
lady (you!) online and was feeling a bit thrilled and flush.

Also, you will find a recent shot of my son, Theodoro, who is a
dancer.

'Nuff said.

He is the one in black. He is not the brownish woman in yellow.

Please to let me know when we may speak on the phone? I am happy
to call you and pay for the privelege of hearing your voice even if it is
only for a brief (not the undergarment) moment!

Here's some good news! I have been helping out a poor fellow in Nigeria
named Ibrahim Abacha. He and his mother are at the mercy of thugs and
have been working with me to open a bank account in Amsterdam.

Well, all is going according to plan and I have sent my account information
to them and Ibrahim has opened the account in Amsterdam at the cost of $1850US.

Once this deal is completed, I shall have another 10 million dollars
at my disposal!

Oh fortune fortune fortune smiles her sweet smile upon me, Olga.

I look forward to the day where I can help you, if you should so knead it.

Yours randily,

Robert (EXCLAMATION POINT!)

N/B I wave to your lovely family who I hope to meat at some future day!