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Friday, October 21, 2005

Nature and Sweetness...

Google image search is really cool. So are thematic themes of redundant redundancy.

Olga my sweetooth!

You are intimating lovely things in your notes to me... matters of the heart and more and that makes me feel so un-lonely. So desired and needed. It is a wonderful feeling that i have not encountered since exactly 1 week before Bernesta's colon exploded. (that was the last time we had intimacy and no, it would not have affected her colon, if that's what you're thinking, though we have, on occasion done that sort of thing which might make you think that our coupling might have been the cause for a situation with her colon... but I digress)

What I mean to say is that I find myself thinking of you, ass well, and it makes me smile coyly like a schoolgirl. My little brown houseboy, Kwan, has noticed it, also and akses me from time to time "Mister Betrug, my king, my commander-in-chief, my ruler and savior, why you smile so smiley smile all the time now... you on wacky tobacky or something, oh great one?" (he has many nicknames for me. I have no idea where he picked them up) Ass you can read, he has concern for my happenis and is happy when I am happy.

I think I have mentioned that I would be fine sending you some sort of little gift... or large gift.. whatever you may enjoy or need. I mentioned my time abroad in Canaduh, I think, and that deal went very well, so I have even more disposable income with which to help you.

Perhaps even your two friends, Boris & Natasha.

It is such a coincidence that you enjoy camping. I love camping, myself. I take Kwan out to the woods often!

We went camping and we saw three deer doing something horrible. I took a photo.


My lovely little pussy, Mister Snickers, was so outraged at the shocking deer behavior (behaviour) that she made chase to one of the deer.

Here are the photos of the encounter.

Irregardless...

I ache to make contact with you. If there is anything you knead at all, do not fail to mention it, my sweetness. I do not mean to brag, but money is no object. Well, within reason... I'm sure you understand.

I would love to hear your sweet voice... even if only for a moment, my sweet, you bring something so sweet to my unsweetened life. Ahhh... it is known as sweetness. Yes, that is moist certainly it, my little sweet.

Please do not hesitate to sweetly contact me for any kneads, my sweet. I'll be there for you. These five words I swear are true: I'll be there for you.

If you knead to call me. 323 927-1764

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Robert Betrug
(dicktated but not sent)

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