I LOVE YOU ! ! !

not one mention of my email to olga. the replies are definitely pre-written. it's simply a matter of waiting this out until i get some sort of human on the hook.


Hello my dearest Robert!

I want to say to you that as usual and usual, I'm happy so much from
your answer on my last e-mail my Robert!!! I think about you my
Robert all days. I so wait for your warm messages for me Robert, I
want to say to you that now I cann't without you and your so feelings
emails my Robert. You e-mails are so important for me, it are a part
of my life, it are a source of my pleasure to my life, I want to say
to you that the occurrence of you Robert is a beterest part of my
lonely life now, your messages give me a great happiness and pleasure
in my life Robert. Believe me Robert, that I speak this my words
with my sincere care to you Robert, with my respect for you
Robert. Also I want to emphasize that I thought about our feelings
to you my Robert, I have come to a conclusion that we are created
for each other my Robert.

In last night I didn't sleep well, I couldn't do it because I thought
about us my Robert, about our acquaintance on Internet, about your
warm messages, and in basically about you my Robert! I thought about
all my Robert, I want to say to you that I cann't without you my
Robert, I want to say to you that I have fallen in love in you my
Robert, yes................Robert,........yes...... I love you my
dearest Robert! My Robert, it has taken place so quickly and
suddenly, I didn't to expect it my darling, it's so sensual for me my
Robert, I cann't without you Robert. I LOVE YOU, DARLING! I feel to
you the greatest feeling on ground, it's my love to you my dear
Robert. From your messages Robert, I see that we aren't
indifferent to each other Robert, I hope that you will agree with me
my Robert, is it for true Robert? I hope that you feel to me such
great feelings to me my Robert. Also in last night I was asked to
God, I thank him that we found each other my Robert, I closed my
eyes and have seen the God's presence. He saw on me and I saw on him,
he said me that I will happiest woman, because I found you Robert,
you are my future man Robert. Also in the eyes of God that he cried,
I think that he is very happy for us my Robert. I cried too
Robert, because it's so happiness for us that we can be together
soon, that we can to have a normal family, I so want it my Robert,
because I cann't to be one my Robert, the basic part of my
girlfriends are married for a long time, they asked me all time before
our acquaintance with you about that why I couldn't to find a man, on
their questions I couldn't answred, but I said them that I want it
very much, but I cann't to begin any close feelings with any man
because of my embarrassment. I am felling embarrassed girl, I said
about you in my last e-mails my Robert. But I want to say to you
that I feel about you not embarrassment my Robert, I feel to you all
my love to you Robert!

By the way I want to say to you that I said about my love feelings to
my parents and my girlfriend Natasha and Frank. My parents said me
that they are very happy for us my darling Robert. In the eyes of my
mom and my dad I saw a great happiness for me and for you together my
Robert. They said that they hope that I did a right choice in my
life and they hope that we will happy together my love Robert, also
they said me that where we with you will live together. I answered
them that I want to live with you in your country my darling, they
asked me about that they will miss me very much, but since other side
they understand that it will be better that we with you Robert will
live in America because they understand that now in Russia is
difficult live situation. They said you a their warm GREETINGS to you
and they wish us, my Robert, our future family happiness and great
mutual love my Robert. Also my girlfriend Natasha and her boyfriend
Frank said me that they guessed about that we with you will have a
love feelings since our of acquaintance to you my Robert. They are
very happy about us my dear Robert, they said that you will a good
boyfriend for me my Robert, and I agreed with them on 100 per
cent!!! Also Natasha and Frank said you a hot friend HELLO and they
will hope that we will together with you Robert. My darling, I am so
happy for us my dear Robert. I want to say to you that I love you
very much, my relatives and my friends are very happy for us very
much. Also my dear Robert, I want ask you a main question, I think
that it will so fairly since my side my darling. Do you have or do you
write with any another women my Robert??? It's so important for me
my Robert, I hope that you will understand me, because I love you
and I don't want that you Robert write with other women. I want to
say to you that I don't write with any other men except for you my
Robert. I don't want an other man, because I love you, Robert! But
more of all I don't want that any other woman will try to steal you
from me my love Robert!!! I say you about it very seriously my
Robert! It will so pity for me if you are having or writing with an
other woman my dear Robert, and deceive me in our relations, please,
say me, Robert, do you write with an other women? We must trust each
other in this, ok my darling? Of courses, my darling may be you will
ask me about my job when I will far from Russia. Of course, I will
miss my job, about my work collegues, yes, I will miss about their,
but you can see that I gave back all personal time to my job, I don't
have a free time never there. I think that if I found my love and my
future man, I must change my personal life in the party you my dear
Robert, because I am a woman and I must have my family life as an
other womans do it. Realy my Robert? I think that my collegues in
our bar will miss me too, but we willn't forget about each other too,
I will can to send emails from your country them too. My dear, how you
see on this? I want to say to you that I miss you very much, and I
want to say to you that you became on the first plan in my life than
my work my Robert. I love you Robert and I cann't without you my
darling, and I decided that I must near with you my Robert. It's so
necessary for me my Robert. I so love you Robert!

By the way I will try to learn my dear about the necessary documents
for my future coming to you my Robert, as I know from my girlfriend
Frank, I will need in the foreign passport and visa too, I will try
learn about it Robert in near future time my Robert. My darling, I
hope that you have a great desire of our meeting my love Robert. I
so want it my love, I love you and I miss you badly Robert. I will
wait for your mutual warmth emails, Robert. As usual, warmth
greetings from my girlfriend Natasha, Frank and my family to you.

All my warmth kisses,
Warmth hugs,
Your lady,
Olga.

Nature and Sweetness...

Google image search is really cool. So are thematic themes of redundant redundancy.

Olga my sweetooth!

You are intimating lovely things in your notes to me... matters of the heart and more and that makes me feel so un-lonely. So desired and needed. It is a wonderful feeling that i have not encountered since exactly 1 week before Bernesta's colon exploded. (that was the last time we had intimacy and no, it would not have affected her colon, if that's what you're thinking, though we have, on occasion done that sort of thing which might make you think that our coupling might have been the cause for a situation with her colon... but I digress)

What I mean to say is that I find myself thinking of you, ass well, and it makes me smile coyly like a schoolgirl. My little brown houseboy, Kwan, has noticed it, also and akses me from time to time "Mister Betrug, my king, my commander-in-chief, my ruler and savior, why you smile so smiley smile all the time now... you on wacky tobacky or something, oh great one?" (he has many nicknames for me. I have no idea where he picked them up) Ass you can read, he has concern for my happenis and is happy when I am happy.

I think I have mentioned that I would be fine sending you some sort of little gift... or large gift.. whatever you may enjoy or need. I mentioned my time abroad in Canaduh, I think, and that deal went very well, so I have even more disposable income with which to help you.

Perhaps even your two friends, Boris & Natasha.

It is such a coincidence that you enjoy camping. I love camping, myself. I take Kwan out to the woods often!

We went camping and we saw three deer doing something horrible. I took a photo.


My lovely little pussy, Mister Snickers, was so outraged at the shocking deer behavior (behaviour) that she made chase to one of the deer.

Here are the photos of the encounter.

Irregardless...

I ache to make contact with you. If there is anything you knead at all, do not fail to mention it, my sweetness. I do not mean to brag, but money is no object. Well, within reason... I'm sure you understand.

I would love to hear your sweet voice... even if only for a moment, my sweet, you bring something so sweet to my unsweetened life. Ahhh... it is known as sweetness. Yes, that is moist certainly it, my little sweet.

Please do not hesitate to sweetly contact me for any kneads, my sweet. I'll be there for you. These five words I swear are true: I'll be there for you.

If you knead to call me. 323 927-1764

---
Robert Betrug
(dicktated but not sent)

Olga fishes for free shit

Olga is trying to get some swag from the rich, nutso American. Besides the name "Robert", there doesn't seem to be any reference to any of my notes to her.

Obviously *not* a cat lover... Harumph!

Hi dearest Robert!

I have gotten your answer as usual, and I was so happy from your words
again! Robert, I want to say to you that your messages became an
important part of me and my life, your e-mails help me live, I don't
have boring mood in general, but it there comes when is bad weather in
the street when it's coldly. But when I receive your warm messages, I
forget about bad mood at once, I have a smile on my face and
magnificent mood from your e-mails. I can't without your messages now,
Robert. You can see that I write to you so long inform e-mails about
myself, because I want that we know about ourself very much. I thought
that it's so imortant for us Robert, realy Robert?

By the way today it's coldly on the street, but it's cloud wind too, I
don't like this, it is around 10 degrees C. But I like summer very
much! I like summer because in this season I have a vacation from my
job in the start of August, it's so nice. I like to spend this
vacation with my family and with my friends too. Basically, in
vacation I like to go to camping too in the wood, which is situated
around near Tolyatti City. Robert, I hope that you know that our
russian woods are so beautiful, I hope in America too. There are the
pines and beautiful russian birches basically in our woods. Also
through this wood proceeds the small river, this place is so real
romanticism, believe me Robert! We are with my family, my dad, my
mom, and my sisters pack a backpacks, we take a large tent, we take a
necessary foodstuff, and we are together with my family go to camping.
I like this very much, Robert. Especially, I like to be near this
small river too, my dad like to fish very much, I'm not fisher :) But,
once I have tried to fish, and I have catched a small carp too :) I
was so surprised by this, and what about you? Do you like to fish? :)

Also do you know, Robert, that the food which is prepared on a
nature more better than the food in home? It's a fish soup basically.
Also we eat fish canned food. It's the sprat in a tomato sauce. It's
so tasty to eat on nature. In total, I like camping very much,
Robert, and how you spend your vacation? Tell me, ok? It will be
interesting for me.

Dear Robert, also my friends in our bar are asking me about you
very much all time :) I tell them that you are very good man, also I
want to say to you that some my girlfriends envy me slightly because I
found so good man as you by the Internet. But I don't address on their
envy of any my attention. Also my collegues from my job asked me about
that did you sent me any gifts. I answered them that it's not
nessesary for me. The main gifts from you to me are your warm messages
and you, Robert! Also if your remember, Robert, I said you in my
last message about that it's not necessary to send me any parcels by
the usual pochtamt services and any others Post Services. I have said
to Natasha and Frank about larceny of postmails and others sendings about
that some my friends said me. Frank was agree with me too that it
willn't nessesary to send any things by the Tolyatti Services. The fact in
that when Frank and Natasha have got acquainted, Frank decided to send to
Natasha a nice gifts to Tolyatti by any Federal Express Service. This gifts
were a beautiful flowers and nice woman white dress for Natasha. When
Frank sent it to Natasha, Natasha didn't receive this so nice gift from
Frank. The gifts were lost by this Service for the not clear reasons.
It was so pity for Frank, and, is especially for Natasha. She cried very
much from this to a mountain. Frank wanted to submit to court on this
Service, but Natasha reconvinced Frank to not submit to court on this
Service. So this beautiful gifts was lost without a trace, Robert.
From this my dear Robert, please, don't send me anything by the any
Post Services, ok? I don't want that will happen as it was happen with
Frank and Natasha. Also Natasha and Frank want that if we with you will be
together, that we will visit them. Robert, they will leave Russia
through some time, they will come to Frank's Native Land to Germany.

Frank said to Natasha that he don't want to live in Russia, because he
likes his native Germany more than Russia, Natasha want to live in
Germany too as she said me, also I will miss about them. Also they see
that we have a good relation with you and they wish us that we will
together soon and that I will come to you in Amerika, and we will live
together as Natasha and Frank are living together. I want to say
to you, Robert, that I will think about you more and more, possible,
about my coming to you Robert, I feel that our relations are more
than friendship, realy Robert??? I feel it by my heart and soul,
because I can't without your e-mails now. Well, Robert, on this I'm
finishing my message to you, as usual a warmth greetings from my
family to you, and from Frank and Natasha too, Robert! I'm waiting for
your e-mails as soon, as possible!!!

Thinking about you, Robert,
My warmth kisses,
Olga.

The Fake Lottery Scam Scam

Catching up with the fake lottery...

My email to them 10/20/05

You haven't answered my question about the question on your form about "free virus protection".

My phone number is 323 927-1764.

Please call me and let's get to the bottom of this.

I have a woman from Russia who is hot for me and I want to send her this money. There is also a fellow from Nigeria who I've sent $2000 to and it looks like he needs more.

Below this line is my original question from the initial document.
-----

HI TOMMY! At the end of the document there is a question:

"Does your mail provider give you FREE antivirus protection?"

AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW!!! WILL THIS
INTERFERE WITH MY WINNINGS?!?!?!?!?!
------

...you see, I don't know if my mail provider gives me free antivirus protection and what does this have to do with the lottery? When can I get the check!?

Blindingly yours,
Robert Betrug

Tommy's email to me 10/17/05

HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THIS AFFIDAVIT, WE ARE STILL WAITING TO RECIEVE IT FROM YOU SO THAT WE CAN RELEASE YOUR FUND TO YOU.

TOMMY

My email to Tommy 10/14/05

I have not heard reply from you, sir. Are you attempting to make a fool of me?

So it begins with Rose

Olga, Rose & the Fake Lottery...

Hello my sweet wilting Rose...
Here is the info-mation that you require:

1: YOUR FULL NAME
Robert Lugner Betrug

2: YOUR FULL ADDRESS
R. Betrug
c/o
cattle prod
10635 Santa Monica Blvd.,
Suites 130/135,
Los Angeles, CA 90025

3: ANY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION NUMBER
28905893lkj--f009380985 k or 42 or 666 or BR-549 or ncc-1701

4: TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
323 927-1764

By the question "Do you have any toast?" I mean to ascertain if you do, in fact, have bread that is heated to a temperature that creates what we know to be as "toast". Hence my question "Do you have any toast?".

Butt enough of that, my friend. You are not well and we need to get you well.

I need you to understand that there is no god and god will not help you. If there was a god, you would not be in the position you are in now (no, not sitting and reading email, but at death's door, relying on strangers to assfist you in your time of knead).

No, I am a human who *will* help you. This is a very fortuitious time for me. Many have called upon me for assfistance. There is a lovely woman in Russia, Olga, who was abandoned by a man and she and I are now becoming quite close and I have sent her $300 for books for her studies.

There is also a young man and his mother, Miriam & Ibrahim Abacha of Lagos, Nigeria who have been persecuted by their government and are allowing me to help them get out of that toast-less hellhole (I use that as a figure of speech because, as you know, no god=no hell) and I have sent them, via DHL $3500 and another $1800 via Western Onion. They also received a case of avocados and two packages of Dentyne Cinnamon Gum.

I am enclosing a photo of myself with a trophy which I received after a tournament involving the showing of my prized feline cat, Mister Snickers (photo also attached). It was taken by my dear, departed wife, Bernesta, only 2 weeks before her colon exploded, killing her instantly. You can make out her figure in the reflection of the trophy.

I attach this photo as an offering of trust and hope that our relationship will, after you are well and able, may continue to one of friendship and joy.


Miss Rose Johnson, all the best to you.

I have notified my attorney, Mr. Perry Mason, of our deal and he will be kept abreast as he is the person who is in charge of my finances. Mr. Mason is the main stockholder in my company and was named by me as the president of the real estate arm of Cattle Prod., Inc. here in the United States.

Again, all the best to you, my newest (oldest) fiend.

Robert Betrug

Reply From Rose

What do you mean by "toast"?


Dear Robert Betrug,

My heart was filled with happiness when I received your response to my
proposal.

With regards to your mail I would be so much glad to know what you mean by 'Toast'

Presently I am in the Hospital and Doctor said that I have few weeks to stay in this world due to cancer problem. I am living in fear everyday of my life because I know that I will cease to live very soon but all am begging God now is to keep me alive so that I can witness that my dreams to help the poor and needy is accomplish before he can take me.

Please don't try to take advantage of my trust and remember that the funds are for Poor and needy. Once you take possession of the funds deduct your 35% of the total funds then distribute the remaining funds to Charity Organisation in Poor Country in Asia, in Europe and some Countries here in Africa but I would be so much appreciated if you will take at least 25% to
open a hospital where Poor people can take of in a very lower price as many of them cannot afford money.

Since you are really want to assist me in distributing this funds to Charity Organisations I would like you to forward the below informations:

1: YOUR FULL NAME
2: YOUR FULL ADDRESS
3: ANY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION NUMBER
4: TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER

Once I receive the above information from you I will issue you Letter of Authorisation that will allow you to act on the consignment I deposited with the Security Company here in Cote d'ivoire and I will take same information to law court where I will obtain Sworn Affidavit and Letter of
Administration stating that you should receive and distribute the funds on my behalf and also with the documentations you will not have problem during the time you will be distributing the funds as the documentations will state where the funds were originated.

I would be so much appreciated if you can move fast so that this transaction can be concluded in 5 or 6 working days as I do not have much time on my side, as you know something may happen to me at any time.

Once more I would like you to promise me that you will never take advantage of my trust and that you will do what I said that you should do. As soon as I receive your letter stating your genuine intentions to assist me in distributing the funds I will now forward all the evidence of deposit(i.e Certificate of Deposit and Deposit Agreement) for your perusal and also for
you to know that funds in question exists.

Waiting to receive immediate response from you.

Mrs. Rose Johnson

Reply To Rose

I issue my standard reply to any scammer on any continent...


Oh my rose. I want to help. Do you have any toast?

---
Robert Betrug

Australian Spam Scam Scam?

I enjoy people using imaginary friends for evil. Same as it ever was:

MRS. ROSE JOHNSON

Trustee,

I am the above named person from Australian. I am married to Mr.
Andrew Johnson who worked with Australian embassy in Ivory Coast for
nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were married for eleven
years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for
only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was
alive he deposited one trunck Box contaning the sum of US$17, 000,
000.00 (Seventeen Million United States Dollar Only) as a family
valuable in one of the security company here in Abidjan.

Presently, this Box is till with the security company here in Abidjan.
Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is
cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is the high blood pressure sickness.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or
individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct
here in. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages,
widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of
God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that
giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will
inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I
don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't
want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence
I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this
regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's
relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this
development. With God all things are possible.

I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan.
I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the
present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always
pray for me because the lord is my shephard.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever
that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on the
above e_mail address for more informations, any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs.Rose Johnson.

Trying to smoke a human out...

So far the replies seem canned. I'm dropping FREQUENT HINTS that I am rich and crazy in attempt to get a human to reply.



Hello my hot saucy princess.

Do you want me to send you something? I will send you anything.
Anything at all. Well, within reason. I must own it or be able to
own it. I won't steal. I hope only to steal your heart.

THERE I'VE SAID IT AGAIN!

Oh my sweet, your emails brighten my days here in Florida.

I'm sorry that you have difficulties with drunkards in the pub where at by
for you work. I smite them with a stick.

I will be travelling to Canaduh in two days to take care of some real
estate business up there. Though I am retired and have plenty of
money, I do enjoy playing the real estate "game" as it were. It keeps
me happy and offers me the opportunity to travel.

Do not fret, however, my attorney, Perry Mason, who travels with me,
will have my laptop computer with him and i will be able to answer
any and all massages from you.

Would you like a post card from me? It would thrill my scrot to receive
one from you.

I told you about my friend, Hoppy (hopalong), who lost his leg and
can't seem to locate it. I'm attaching a photograph of his father.

Isn't heredity a fascinating thing.

I also took Mister Snickers (my favorite pretty kitty!! (after you, of
course (oh, I seem to have let that slip!) ) ) to Luiz, my Guatemalan
Cat Groomer... (Don't take that to mean he only grooms cats of a
Guatemalan origin, he does not... It is Luiz who is from Guatemalian
heritage and he will gladly groom any cat you bring to him, just as
long as you have the cash money bobby dinero to pay Luiz as he is in
need of money as he is in the process of transforming from male to
female and requires much money for hormone treatments and waxings.



I have gotten off track!!!

Irregardless, here is a photo of my favorite kitty, Mister Snickers,
after a trip to the groomers. I wanted my puss shaved as I told him
(LUIZ, NOT MISTER SNICKERS! HAHA!!!) that I've met a delightful young
lady (you!) online and was feeling a bit thrilled and flush.

Also, you will find a recent shot of my son, Theodoro, who is a
dancer.

'Nuff said.

He is the one in black. He is not the brownish woman in yellow.

Please to let me know when we may speak on the phone? I am happy
to call you and pay for the privelege of hearing your voice even if it is
only for a brief (not the undergarment) moment!

Here's some good news! I have been helping out a poor fellow in Nigeria
named Ibrahim Abacha. He and his mother are at the mercy of thugs and
have been working with me to open a bank account in Amsterdam.

Well, all is going according to plan and I have sent my account information
to them and Ibrahim has opened the account in Amsterdam at the cost of $1850US.

Once this deal is completed, I shall have another 10 million dollars
at my disposal!

Oh fortune fortune fortune smiles her sweet smile upon me, Olga.

I look forward to the day where I can help you, if you should so knead it.

Yours randily,

Robert (EXCLAMATION POINT!)

N/B I wave to your lovely family who I hope to meat at some future day!

My liked friend ! ! !

I only replied with "I haven't heard from you" and received this. It all seems "canned" at this point.

Hi my dearest friend Robert!
Robert, I was so happy to get your answer again and again, it was so
good part of my day when I have saw your words in the computer.
Also besides today, I had
to serve a very bad client in our bar. He was very drink a vodka, and
he all time prevented me to work. It was expressed in that he tried to
embrace me and all time spoke me so various abusive words. Eventually
our service of protection, police has expelled him from the bar, but
my mood was awfully bad. And when I have saw your answer in the
computer, my mood became so good. Robert, please, don't worry about
this so bad case with this so bad client, ok? It's ok now.
Dearest Robert, I see that we are interested in each other more and
more, and I think that it's so good for us, because I have so good and
liked friend as you, Robert. I'm so interested by you Robert, that
my life became better than before an acquaintance with you, Robert,
I feel it, really. You are so good friend, you can understand me as a
good friend to good friend, and I think that it's important thing in
the life. Robert, I see that you trust me, as I do it with a great
pleasure to you, and I think that it's so good thing in our
friendship, really, Robert? I hope that you understand me, Robert,
that in my opinion, all people in the world must to understand each
other in spiritual plan of a dialogue. Do you agree with me, Robert?
Tell me about it, ok?
By the way I want to say to you that believe in God very much, I
believe in Jesus, I am a Christian woman as I said you earlier. I like
to go to Church( Russian Ortodox), it's not far from our bar too. Our
City's Church is a very beautiful place, there is a lot of an
beautiful icons too, I like this. The priests sing beautiful songs and
I like it very much. This so calms my soul when I have a bad mood too.
But now, I want to say to you that your e-mails calms me too when I
have a bad mood, I feel it, Robert. I want to say to you that some
people of our work personal, here in our bar know that we with you
write to each other by the Internet. They said me that it's so good
for us, they ask me to say to you a friend hello and they, as me, want
know more about your country, about your culture.
My dear friend Robert, also I want to ask you your full name and
your home address on any unforeseen case also. Please, send me it, okey?
Robert, I would like to send you my home address too. As a matter of
fact may be, possible, our director's computer will break in the any
time, as director have warned me, and I think that it will be so pity
that we willn't can to write to each other by emails during long time.
But I think that God willn't admit it, because he know that we like to
write to each other our e-mails as I feel it. Robert, I can send you
a postmails or postcards by the usual mail service also. But you must
know that will be better if you willn't send me a postmessages or
other any parcel posts, for example by our city usual pochtamt.
Robert, I want to say to you that it's so shame that we in Russia
have a peoples or some mail organizations who like steal the
postsendings of any peoples. I know many so shame, so bad cases about
it from my girlfriends. It's the shame for this peoples and
organizations, realy? I hope that in your country all ok with
postorganization. Please, don't send me anything by the our city's
pochtamt, I don't want that your postsending will stealed by any
thieves! But I will give you my home address and my full name on any
case.
It's here:
My full name is Olga Poddubnaya,
and my home address is:
11 Pushkina, 310
Samara, 344045
Russian Federation
Please, write this datas on a paper on any cases, ok, Robert?
I so want to hear your
voice, it will important for me to hear your voice, Robert. On this
note, I will finish my e-mail to you. Please, answer me soon, ok,
Robert? I will wait for your messages, Robert.
ALSO AS IT'S USUAL,
'HELLO' TO YOU
FROM MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO YOU!!

MY BEST FRIENDS HUGS TO YOU!
Sincerely, your dear friend,
Olga.

Olga's Reply

I'm pretty sure this is a canned reply with a $name field in there.

Irregardless... She's replied and that's good. "She" has also mentioned an impending phone call.

Rock!

Hello, Robert! How are you doing? I'm doing fine!
Thank you for your answer on my last e-mail so much, Robert. In my
opinion, it's so wonderfully, that we are writing to each other,
because from our messages we learn about each other more and more,
really, Robert? I'm interested in our correspondence very much, it's
very interesting to learn about you, about your life in your country,
believe me, as a whole, I read your letters with a huge pleasure!
Ok, Robert, I hope that it will be interesting for you to learn
about my enthusiasmes, my favourite things as a whole:)

From music???:) I like to listen the russian and foreign musical
executors. From Russian musical executors I like to listen the songs
of the following groups 'Zemfira', 'Splin', 'Ariya', 'BI-2', and so
on. Did you heared about this musical groups? Ok, from the foreign
executors I like to listen ' Bon Jovi ', 'U2', 'Cranberries',
'Scorpions','Elton John ', and so on. In general, I like to listen
good and modern music, Robert, and what kind of music do you like?
It would be interesting to me to learn about it. Please, tell me, ok?

From movies? I like to look the comedies, fantastic films, romanticism
and so on. But very huge impressions have left to me the films ' The
Lord Of Rings', ' Harry Potter '. I hope what you looked these films?
But especial impression was for me as the film ' The Patriot ' by an
actor Mel Gibson, where the war between England and America is
described. This film has liked to me by that this film show the
natural spirit of the patriotism, the love to a Native Land! I
consider, that it's very important qualities, which should have all
people on the world! Really? Robert, I hope that you looked this
film too, and that you had a magnificent impressions from a viewing of
this film. Mel Gibson has played his role as a talented actor on my
opinion! I liked to look the film ' Cruel Intentions', on my opinion,
it's very sensual and instructive film for all youth. Aslo from
comedies I liked the film ' Me, Myself And Irene ' by the comic actor
Jim Carrey:) I hope that you looked this so ridiculous film:) From a
fantasy, I liked film ' Planet Of The Apes', it's a very entertainment
film in my opinion '.


Also I want to tell to you, that I like to read the books, especially
the literature of the domestic writers: Tolstoy, Chehov, Pushkin, and
so on. But I was in huge delight from a reading of th book S. King
' The Dark Tower ', in my opinion, it's very interesting book, where the
main hero Roland is a purposeful man, he goes to the purpose, to a
dark tower, and I like the quality of Roland is the purposefulness! I
consider, that this one of the important qualities of any man. I hope
what you will agree with me, really, Robert?


About food? Ok, from the favourite food dishes, I want to allocate a
fried potatoes, various kind of the soups, also I like a meat too, I
don't want to hide it from you:) I like the fish and chicken very
much, do you like the chicken? It's so tasty, really? Also I like a
pizza very much. It's very tasty too, I like pizza with a cheese. I
would like to say you that I like a fruit and vegetables, especially,
an apple lemon, orange, banana, tomatoes, cucumbers and so on, there
are many kinds of vitamins. Robert, do you like to cook? I cook not
bad as my family and the friends said me at once:)



Also about my favorite kind of sports, I like to sport very much, do
you like it? In winter I like to ski, it's cool to be on the fresh
air. Also I like to play on volley too. But most of all I like to
aerobic, we are with my girlfriend Natasha engaged by the aerobic in
the free time, on my opinion, this kind of sport helps to support my
body in the good form. Also I would like to say to you that I like to
dance ball dances:) Have you ever danced the ball dance with any girl?
:) It's so attractive and beautifully, really, Robert? I'm sure,
that you would like to dance the ball dancing with me at once?:) It
will be wonderful! Probably, in the future, we will dance the ball
dancing with you, it would be cool! Really?:)

About my hobbie? I like to collect various beautiful female magazines,
about a style, about female life for example and so on. For a small
period of the time, I have a large collection of different magazines.

Simply, I like to read the best magazines.

I would like to tell you about my dreams too. I'm dreaming to drive a
car in the future, it would be so cool and interesting. But I want to
tell, that our family don't have the car, it's very expensive to buy
the car, but our father has told that probably, through one year, he
will can to buy the car and I'll can to learn how to drive the car:)
Robert, would you like to learn me how drive a car at once?:) It
will be kindly since your side:)

By the way, my parents and friends ask about you all time:) Especially
my parents, I have told to my parents, that you are decent and good
man, my parents are very pleased to our ßorrespondence on the Internet
and our relations, Robert. My parents wish to us a good relations in
the future, and it's possible, in the future, if we will be together
in your country, they would want that we will be a magnificent pair
too:) But remember, Robert! We should learn each other ever more and
more! Really.? It's very important for me, Robert! The fact in
that, if you know, that on the statistics, majority of a pairs are
separated because they knew each other not enough, and I don't want to
do a mistake at once, I hope that you will can to understand me,
Robert, really? As I spoke you earlier, we must to learn about each
other more and more from our e-mails.

Dear Robert!!! Also I want to tell you, that I would like to speak
with you by the phone at once, I hope, that it's a good idea, really,
Robert? I want to hear your voice, Robert, I hope that you want to
hear my voice too. But unfortunately, I don't have the telephone in
our apartment, because it's very expensive to establish the telephone
now in this time in Tolyatti City, but it will be possible, that may be
through some months we will have the telephone. Also, I want to tell
you, that I have interested at our director about using of the bar's
telephone, but our director has told me, that the bar's telephone is
for working needs for our institution! The director has told us, that
the work personnel of bar can not use the telephone of bar for our
individual purposes. Also I have asked to use the telephone at my
friends, and Natasha and Frank too, but all of them don't have the
phone too, it's the difficult situation with the phone.

From this, I have thought and I have come to the conclusion, I will
can to call to you from the City's Tolyatti Telegraph, it's the best
variant, Robert!

Dearest Robert, you can give to me the number of your phone, I can
call to you from the City's Telegraph, please give me your phone
number, ok? I have a huge desire to hear your voice, Robert, I hope
that you want to hear my voice too. Please, send me your phone number
in your next e-mail, ok??? Please, don't forget, Robert!

Robert, I can't believe, I have written to you such large e-mail. I
hope, that it will be interesting to read about me more. Really?
Robert, I would be grateful to you, if you will write to me in your
next e-mail about your enthusiasmes, about your hobbies, what kind of
music do you prefer? What kind of movies and another too? What is your
favorite color too??? My favorite color is blue, it calms so much.
Well, let me to finish my messgae, also I send to you a photo as the
attachfile, on this photo are my friends Natasha, Frank and me. I hope,
that it will pleasant for you to look on this photo. By the way, my
parents, my sisters and my friends ask me again to say to you a great
greetings from them! It's as usual. Robert, I will wait for your
next e-mails! Robert, please, write me as soon as possible! Ok?

Good-bye, see you soon.

PS I still want to add, that I shall cause you little bit later.

I want while with you to communicate on a E-Mail. I shall examine with you
conversation by the phone approximately in two weeks.

I should have additional money to conversation. To us at work will give
Money only a bit later! As soon as things approach, I call you!!!

--Olga