Lottery Scam

I'm hoping that all of these are going to converge in some wonderful manner.

We shall see...


From: Robert Betrug
Reply-To: Robert Betrug
To: GLOBAL CREDIT UNION HOME


HI TOMMY! At the end of the document there is a question:

"Does your mail provider give you FREE antivirus protection?"

AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW!!! WILL THIS
INTERFERE WITH MY WINNINGS?!?!?!?!?!


On 9/23/05, GLOBAL CREDIT UNION HOME
<info_globalcreditunionhome@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:


GLOBAL FINANCIAL SERVICES. U.K
(REGIONAL HEADQUARTERS)
IDENTIFICATION CLAIMING CERTIFICATE
TEL: + 44-703-184-7246, + 44-7031-847-278

FAX NUMBER: +447092871461
E-MAIL: info_global_credit_home_london@yahoo.co.uk

ATTENTION Robert Betrug,

FUND TRANSFER APPLICATION FORM

Applicant is required to read carefully this form and complete it
accordingly with the authentic information as may required and should be
returned for authentication immediately.

NAME: ROBERT BETRUG
DATE OF BIRTH: 9/31/52
NATIONALITY: UNITED STATES AMERICAN
OFFICE ADDRESS: MAGNOLIA BLVD

TEL 323 927 1764
FAX: SAME
EMAIL: (i put the email address i'm using for the scammer here)
OCCUPATION: RETIRED INVESTMENT BANKER
EMPLOYER: ME! (formerly. now i yam retired *see above* )

EMPLOYER ADDRESS: I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M RETIRED!!! SHEESH!
APPLICANT BANK NAME: GLOBAL FINANCIAL SERVICES?
BANK ADDRESS: I DON'T KNOW!!! IT'S YOUR BANK!

ACCOUNT NUMBER: IF I CAN PICK ONE I'D LIKE IT TO BE
594058034809834095809834098503

9480983049809834098029902-0430---599--3
(that's my lucky number!)

SHIFT CODE: WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A SHIFT CODE, TOMMY?!?!!

APPLICANT IS REQUIRED TO PROVIDE WITH AN AUTHENTIC WITHNESS WHOS
INFORMATION SHOULD BE TAKEN IN THE FOLLOWING COLUMM.


(here's the situation: my lovely wife, BERNESTA, died last year of an
exploded colon leaving me with no one except my two lovely cats,
Mister Snickers and JoJo the Dancing Clown and my houseboy, Kwan
Achealeannoaneabergsteinowitz (he's from the phillipines).

is it okay if I use Mister Snickers' pawprint as a witness? He is a
faithful companion, but I do understand that there may be a problem
using a feline. (remind me to tell you the story about taking mister
snickers to the federal building to pose in my passport photo with
me!!! you'll poop yourself, tommy!)

The problem with using Kwan (as a witness, that is) is that

a. his hands are often occupied (wink!)
b. his "legality" in this country is somewhat suspect
3. he can't type. at all. we've tried.

Neither Mister Snickers nor Kwan have passports, either.

Please advise so we can finalass this deal and I can get my winnings
and help out my friend, Ibrahim Abacha, in Nigeria. I've already sent
him $1800 US and it seems that he needs some more!

(perhaps Ibrahim Abacha could be the witness!)

NAME:…………………………………………………………………………

POSTAL ADDRESS: ………………………………………………………………………

TELEPHONE NUMBER:…………………FAXNUMBER:………………………………

NATIONALITY:……………………PASSPORT NUMBER:…………………………



FOR OFFICE USE ONLY


NAME OF INSPECTING OFFICER:…………………………………………………………

VALUE INSPECTION……………………………………………………………………………



FUND SHOULD BE RELEASE TO BENEFICIARY AS SOON AS THE BENEFICIARY
COMPLIES FULLY WITH THE RULE AND REGULATION LAW OF INTERNATIONAL
MONITORY FUND.


BESTY REGARDS.

MR. TOMMY EDWARDS
GLOBAL FINANCIAL SERVICES. U.K

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