JUST ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT I WRITE FOR ONCE, YOU BASTARD SCAMMER!!!

Mister Rigid Ipecac,

Do you need to know where to ship the monitor?

I couldn't keep it a secret and told young Kwan that the monitor was his!

He's a bit groggy from the medications Doctor Welby has given him to stop the bleeding (I had nothing to do with it!), but his smile communicated just how happy he is.

You are so nice to help me help this young manchild.

Thank you Rigi.

Why don't you answer my questions? Do I need to put my full legal name on the Western Union information?

My driver thinks I am mad. I fear he takes advantage of my generosity and the forgetfullness which accompanies my years.

Do you want me to send the money in Euros? Or Pounds Sterling. My business manager, Frank Bushkin (remind me to tell you his nickname someday, Rigid!), can make wire transfers in any denomination at any time. Though there is no time like the present.

I'm never sure what that means.

I'm attaching a photo of myself from a dog show. (I'm the one in the reflection taking the shot of my friend, Terence, who's Miniature Pinscher "Lady Bernesta's Toto Aerdale" took 2nd in the "toy" class.)

Let me know the answer by tomorrow morning. I will be heading to Western U. earlyish, as it seems my Nigerian friend, Ibrahim, is having some difficulty with the Cargo manager and needs another $2,000US to bribe him. It is certainly worth it, as I will be getting 30% of 30Million US Dollar.






















I must thank you, yet again, for the opportunity to purchase this monitor from you. So: Thank you!

---
dean cameron




On Oct 27, 2006, at 11:52 PM, Rigi Ips wrote:

Dear sir,
The agreed price was your last bid. Your last bid was 1300USD. Here is my payment information :
Rigian Ipsiac
PO BOX 1265
London, SE9 1BL
United Kingdom
Lety me know when you have made the transfer
Thanks

the dance is being danced

Rigi, if you don't have a telephone, how do you make telephone calls? Is that why you're selling the monitor?

Do you need more money? I bet you need a hug, at least. If Mister Snickers was with you, he'd sit in your lap and purr. You wouldn't feel so sad. Mister Snickers is the best cat in the hole wide world. When my wife passed on, I would have been inconceivable if it weren't for Mister Snickers. Not even my son could help. (And he did, I tell you... I'm sure it's just to stay in my good graces so as to get his hands on his inheritance millions... he is so transparent, wouldn't you agree?)

Enough sadness, Rigi!!! Turn that frown upside down!

Was the price we agreed on $1100US? What name and address should I make the check out to? I've forgotten and my fliggity floop is on the fritz, so I can't find my old emails.

My driver will take me to Western Onion again, once I have all the information I need from you.

I am so very much looking in the forward direction at the monitor. (don't look back!!!! (boston not dylan) )

---

dean cameron

even more eBay

Hi Ips!

Or is it Rigi?

I have a telephone number: 323 927 xxxx

Do you? Should I call you about this?

Good news!!! My friend, Ibrahim Abacha (and his hot hot hot mama, Mariam) sent me a photo of the money that I'm helping them retrieve!!!

It's a wonderful world.

I will have my driver take me to Western Onion tomorrow and fax the money to you for the monitor. My spastic colon has been acting up and my 2nd favorite cat (DON'T TELL HIM!!!), Jo Jo the Dancing Clown, will not come near me. I can't say as I blame him, but a cat does need to eat.




That is what Kwan does (well, when he's not ruining towels with his "truck stop buddies" (scandal!!!)). He feeds the cat. He also feeds my craving for the following three things:

1. Smoothness
2. Youth
3. Brownishness

I don't want to give you the wrong idea (unless, of course, you want to have the wrong idea... there's no stopping that, I suppository, right?!), Kwan is more to me than a plaything. Kwan is, well, Kwan. He is a houseboy, yes. Butt he is also a companion of the richest kind.

The poet, Walt Whitman (not Walter Whiteman, my business manager) once wrote:

Times of truth are these
we hold in our arms
the youth of
our days
forever flowing like a spring shower
like an elm passing
the quickening. the cold. the weak.
I am I said.

Buffalo, New York - 1921

and I couldn't agree more.

Isn't that a lovely poem? What do you think?

Most importantly, what about that box of money!?!? 30% of that is going to be mine within 2 weeks!
P/S: Here is Jo Jo The Dancing Clown when he was but a puppy:
















Do you ever feel the darkness of it all, Rigi?

---
dean cameron



On Oct 26, 2006, at 11:21 PM, Koomotor1@aol.com wrote:

Dear sir,
You don`t need a telephone number in order to make a transfer.
Please try to make the transfer as soon as you can.
Thank you

More eBay

Hello Mister Ipecac, I have a question four you.

Having only recently wired (through Westerd Onion) $1300 and then $8000 to my Nigerian friend, Ibrahim Abacha and his caliente mother, Miriam, in Assmasterdam, I know that Westurd Union require a telephone number.

I think! Perhaps I am mistaken. But I seem to remember that the large Negress demanded more information.

She also said that the man I was wiring money to did not exist and that I was being scammed.

People like that, the skeptics of the world, really get my gonads, don't they you, too? Besides, it's not that much money, any-old-hoo.

I will be off to New York City next week. I am meating my Attorney, Mister Owen Marshall - Counselor at Law, to discuss some arrangements we are making with my real estate holdings in Manhattan.

Oh!!!!! This is amazing. Did I tell you about the incident with the deer and my kitty, Mister Snickers? (my other puss, Jo-Jo The Dancing Clown, is nowhere to be found. He is an independent little Bee Eye Tee See Aitch of a kit kat! HARUMPH!
Well, to make a long story short. I espied three deer in flagrante delcto in my back acreage. As I was taking some art shots of dear brown Kwan, I had my camera ready.














Well, no sooner had I snapped a shot of the "Deer Orgy" going on, here comes MISTER SNICKERS TO THE MORAL RESCUE!!!

Mister Snickers (who had his gonads removed several years ago... perhaps he's a jealous thing... who knows?!) then began chase.
I have never heard of such a surprising thing.

















I won't send you the shots of Kwan. I know you want them, sir. I can tell. (winky)

---
dean cameron


On Oct 26, 2006, at 4:55 AM, Koomotor1@aol.com wrote:

Dear sir,
You must wire the money trough Western Union here :
Rigian Ipsiac
PO BOX 1265
London, SE9 1BL
United Kingdom
Please e-mail me back when payment is complete
Cheers !

more ebay

Hello, mister gusty!

I half knot received the invoice from you.

Please to advise. I have promised Kwan the monitor and I don't want to break his little heart.

Thank you, my good man!

Here is an amazing thing: My cat, mister snickers, chased a deer off of my property here in Florida! That kitty is a dickens, he is!

I am attaching a photo of it as proof!

Speaking of proof, I have learned that the $1800 I sent to Donald Abayomi, the fund manager for Ibrahim and Miriam Abacha of Nigeria has been received and I am well on my way to 30% of 45 Million Dollars!

Isn't it exciting?!?!

---
dean cameron



Oct 24, 2006, at 6:44 AM Koomotor1@aol.com wrote

Dear sir,
I have already started the official procedure and you will receive an INVOICE regarding payment and insurance details. Please check your your e-mail and let me know if you received the INVOICE by the time you read this e-mail.
Thanks

ebay?

I bid on a 30" Apple Display on eBay. My max bid was a grand (it's 2k in the stores... whatever).

I've received 4 emails from scammers who say they're the seller and they will sell the item to me via the eBay "Second Chance" method. I've gotten one of them on the hook.

"Dean Cameron" is very excited about the prospect of a new friend.

To wit.


On Oct 19, 2006, at 4:03 PM, Koomotor1@aol.com wrote: eBay Second Chance Offer sent you this eBay item Hello , You bid on my auction 110042053538. My auction it is already closed but my winner didnt`t respond to my email.I contact you because i want to give you the second chance offer price will be your high bid ! if you are interested reply here : Koomotor1@aol.comYou have the chance to buy this item cheaper ! Wait your email asap and i will give you the next steps to finish this deal i will pay the shipping cost if you are interested - contact me : Koomotor1@aol.com Thanks Note : E-mail me Koomotor1@aol.com. If your answer will be on ebay messge i dont answer there send messge via email

Thank You



Date: October 19, 2006 6:50:20 PM PDT
To: Koomotor1@aol.com
Hello my gusty friend! This sounds great. What do I do next!?

Let me know when I can send you the money. I will be going to Western Onion tomorrow to wire some money to Kwan, my houseboy's, parent's in the Phillipines.

Some call it rent, I call it a fee for services rendered. (BIG WINK!!!)

Here is a picture of my cat, mister snickers. He's happy about the great deal coming down my pipe!!!!

Isn't he dreamy!?!
















---
dean cameron


No reply... so I sent this:

Hello and meow!!!

I am chomping at the bit (i don't actually have one, but you know what I mean!) regarding this deal.

Please let me know ASAP (that's short for "hurry i'm very very very very excited about this thing of which you speak or write as the case may be"!) ass tomorrow I will be at Western Onion transferring some money for a top secret business deal I am conducting with the son and widow of the late General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.

Pronto, mein fruendenstein!

I WAN T THAT MONITOR!

MEOW!


---
dean cameron


On Oct 21, 2006, at 12:04 PM, Koomotor1@aol.com wrote:

Hi,

You have the opportunity to purchase this item ( the same item) at your bid price .
The ex winner had some problems and couldn't handle the situation, so following eBay's sugestion, I've contacted you this way.
The deal will go strictly according to eBay's rules and policy regarding to this offer.

I'll handle the shipping, so this will be free of charge for you.Also, a refund policy will be included.

In order to proceed with the transaction you will have to provide me your eBay user ID, full name and address (eBay rules for check out) and eBay will send you the invoice via e-mail with the instructions how to complet this transaction safe.

Looking forward to hearing from you.


Date: October 21, 2006 7:20:06 PM PDT
To: Koomotor1@aol.com

Hello my amigo!!!

Which address should I use? I have several! Currently, I am in lovely Florida, USA gearing up for the winter season. My houseboy, Kwan, has joined me (ass he always does, natch!) and I will be here through the winter.

When I am not here in Florida (home of the early bird special (or "ESPECIAL" as our brown friends tend to say (not as brown as Kwan, butt brown, nonetheless) where one can grab an entree, cokesodapop and desserttt (jello or pudding not both) (sad face!)) for less than $6) I am either in NYC (New York City, New York) or lovely Brentwood, California.

I made my fortune during the junkbond heydey of yore and now am living out my fabulos life trotting the globe with young Kwan and a Macaque Chimp named Mike. I leave my cats, Mister Snickers and JoJo the Dancing Clown at home as it is difficult to travel with such a menagerie.

I must tell you that I don't really travel with Mike the Macaque. He is merely a figment of my imagination. Forgive, please.

Whoosh! What a long answer I have typed to you, my friend! I chalk it up to the lonliness of an aging man with too much money and too much time. My son, who I think only speaks to me because he is interested in his vast inheritance, would rather that I have a hobby and is, I think, jealous of Kwan, who is like a son to me. Only browner.

My son was jealous of his mother, ass well, but is not so jealous now as she has long ago shuttled off this mortal coil ass the Bearded Lady of Avon so suckinctly put it.

Irregardless.

Today I wired some money to a young man in Amsterdam. It is a tragedy, I tell you. His father was the late General Sani Abacha, the former leader of Nigeria and was deposed by evil depots and now Ibrahim and his mother, the SCRUMPTIOUS Miriam Abacha are living like rats in ratville. Fortunately, I am helping them. I sent them $8000 today. Two weeks ago, I was able (after much adoo) to complete the transfer fee transaction with the bank manager there in Assmasterdam for a mere $1500 and this $8000 assures lovely Miriam and Ibrahim (not lovely, but a good egg, nunthelest) a manor of which they are accustomed to until the funds are released in Amsterdamn.

My crimony, do I go on or what?!

The point is this: I am ready to send you the money.

I have two ebay accounts. I must tell you why.

One of them I keep secret from my Attorney, Mister Owen Marshall - Counselor at Law, as I use it to buy "naughty things" i.e. videos and dvd's of the pornographic kind. I do not want Mister Owen Marshall - Counselor at Law to know about this account. I'm sure you understand why, friend.

So my longwinded reply to you is these:

1. Which address do you need?
B. Which eBay name do you require?
2: My full name is: DEAN CAMERON BEAURIGARD J. SCHMIDT
3. The J is for "Jingleheimer" do you need that?
4: NOT A QUESTION: because of the placement of my names (thanks mother!) I had an unfortunate but not altogether inaccurate nickname of "BJ" and "Schmidt" rhymed with... well... I won't boar you with details... which is why I tend to not use those names and prefer the simple and elegant "Dean Cameron".

That you are paying for shipping on this monitor (a gift to Kwan after his gift of silence upon release from the clinic) makes my heart sore like a bird on the wind.

Thank you, my gusty fiend!

P.S. Is the ex winner okay? I trust no malfortune has befallen on him/her/it.


---
dean cameron


Here's hoping I keep this one on the hook long enough to do a sequel!

I LOVE YOU ! ! !

not one mention of my email to olga. the replies are definitely pre-written. it's simply a matter of waiting this out until i get some sort of human on the hook.


Hello my dearest Robert!

I want to say to you that as usual and usual, I'm happy so much from
your answer on my last e-mail my Robert!!! I think about you my
Robert all days. I so wait for your warm messages for me Robert, I
want to say to you that now I cann't without you and your so feelings
emails my Robert. You e-mails are so important for me, it are a part
of my life, it are a source of my pleasure to my life, I want to say
to you that the occurrence of you Robert is a beterest part of my
lonely life now, your messages give me a great happiness and pleasure
in my life Robert. Believe me Robert, that I speak this my words
with my sincere care to you Robert, with my respect for you
Robert. Also I want to emphasize that I thought about our feelings
to you my Robert, I have come to a conclusion that we are created
for each other my Robert.

In last night I didn't sleep well, I couldn't do it because I thought
about us my Robert, about our acquaintance on Internet, about your
warm messages, and in basically about you my Robert! I thought about
all my Robert, I want to say to you that I cann't without you my
Robert, I want to say to you that I have fallen in love in you my
Robert, yes................Robert,........yes...... I love you my
dearest Robert! My Robert, it has taken place so quickly and
suddenly, I didn't to expect it my darling, it's so sensual for me my
Robert, I cann't without you Robert. I LOVE YOU, DARLING! I feel to
you the greatest feeling on ground, it's my love to you my dear
Robert. From your messages Robert, I see that we aren't
indifferent to each other Robert, I hope that you will agree with me
my Robert, is it for true Robert? I hope that you feel to me such
great feelings to me my Robert. Also in last night I was asked to
God, I thank him that we found each other my Robert, I closed my
eyes and have seen the God's presence. He saw on me and I saw on him,
he said me that I will happiest woman, because I found you Robert,
you are my future man Robert. Also in the eyes of God that he cried,
I think that he is very happy for us my Robert. I cried too
Robert, because it's so happiness for us that we can be together
soon, that we can to have a normal family, I so want it my Robert,
because I cann't to be one my Robert, the basic part of my
girlfriends are married for a long time, they asked me all time before
our acquaintance with you about that why I couldn't to find a man, on
their questions I couldn't answred, but I said them that I want it
very much, but I cann't to begin any close feelings with any man
because of my embarrassment. I am felling embarrassed girl, I said
about you in my last e-mails my Robert. But I want to say to you
that I feel about you not embarrassment my Robert, I feel to you all
my love to you Robert!

By the way I want to say to you that I said about my love feelings to
my parents and my girlfriend Natasha and Frank. My parents said me
that they are very happy for us my darling Robert. In the eyes of my
mom and my dad I saw a great happiness for me and for you together my
Robert. They said that they hope that I did a right choice in my
life and they hope that we will happy together my love Robert, also
they said me that where we with you will live together. I answered
them that I want to live with you in your country my darling, they
asked me about that they will miss me very much, but since other side
they understand that it will be better that we with you Robert will
live in America because they understand that now in Russia is
difficult live situation. They said you a their warm GREETINGS to you
and they wish us, my Robert, our future family happiness and great
mutual love my Robert. Also my girlfriend Natasha and her boyfriend
Frank said me that they guessed about that we with you will have a
love feelings since our of acquaintance to you my Robert. They are
very happy about us my dear Robert, they said that you will a good
boyfriend for me my Robert, and I agreed with them on 100 per
cent!!! Also Natasha and Frank said you a hot friend HELLO and they
will hope that we will together with you Robert. My darling, I am so
happy for us my dear Robert. I want to say to you that I love you
very much, my relatives and my friends are very happy for us very
much. Also my dear Robert, I want ask you a main question, I think
that it will so fairly since my side my darling. Do you have or do you
write with any another women my Robert??? It's so important for me
my Robert, I hope that you will understand me, because I love you
and I don't want that you Robert write with other women. I want to
say to you that I don't write with any other men except for you my
Robert. I don't want an other man, because I love you, Robert! But
more of all I don't want that any other woman will try to steal you
from me my love Robert!!! I say you about it very seriously my
Robert! It will so pity for me if you are having or writing with an
other woman my dear Robert, and deceive me in our relations, please,
say me, Robert, do you write with an other women? We must trust each
other in this, ok my darling? Of courses, my darling may be you will
ask me about my job when I will far from Russia. Of course, I will
miss my job, about my work collegues, yes, I will miss about their,
but you can see that I gave back all personal time to my job, I don't
have a free time never there. I think that if I found my love and my
future man, I must change my personal life in the party you my dear
Robert, because I am a woman and I must have my family life as an
other womans do it. Realy my Robert? I think that my collegues in
our bar will miss me too, but we willn't forget about each other too,
I will can to send emails from your country them too. My dear, how you
see on this? I want to say to you that I miss you very much, and I
want to say to you that you became on the first plan in my life than
my work my Robert. I love you Robert and I cann't without you my
darling, and I decided that I must near with you my Robert. It's so
necessary for me my Robert. I so love you Robert!

By the way I will try to learn my dear about the necessary documents
for my future coming to you my Robert, as I know from my girlfriend
Frank, I will need in the foreign passport and visa too, I will try
learn about it Robert in near future time my Robert. My darling, I
hope that you have a great desire of our meeting my love Robert. I
so want it my love, I love you and I miss you badly Robert. I will
wait for your mutual warmth emails, Robert. As usual, warmth
greetings from my girlfriend Natasha, Frank and my family to you.

All my warmth kisses,
Warmth hugs,
Your lady,
Olga.

Nature and Sweetness...

Google image search is really cool. So are thematic themes of redundant redundancy.

Olga my sweetooth!

You are intimating lovely things in your notes to me... matters of the heart and more and that makes me feel so un-lonely. So desired and needed. It is a wonderful feeling that i have not encountered since exactly 1 week before Bernesta's colon exploded. (that was the last time we had intimacy and no, it would not have affected her colon, if that's what you're thinking, though we have, on occasion done that sort of thing which might make you think that our coupling might have been the cause for a situation with her colon... but I digress)

What I mean to say is that I find myself thinking of you, ass well, and it makes me smile coyly like a schoolgirl. My little brown houseboy, Kwan, has noticed it, also and akses me from time to time "Mister Betrug, my king, my commander-in-chief, my ruler and savior, why you smile so smiley smile all the time now... you on wacky tobacky or something, oh great one?" (he has many nicknames for me. I have no idea where he picked them up) Ass you can read, he has concern for my happenis and is happy when I am happy.

I think I have mentioned that I would be fine sending you some sort of little gift... or large gift.. whatever you may enjoy or need. I mentioned my time abroad in Canaduh, I think, and that deal went very well, so I have even more disposable income with which to help you.

Perhaps even your two friends, Boris & Natasha.

It is such a coincidence that you enjoy camping. I love camping, myself. I take Kwan out to the woods often!

We went camping and we saw three deer doing something horrible. I took a photo.


My lovely little pussy, Mister Snickers, was so outraged at the shocking deer behavior (behaviour) that she made chase to one of the deer.

Here are the photos of the encounter.

Irregardless...

I ache to make contact with you. If there is anything you knead at all, do not fail to mention it, my sweetness. I do not mean to brag, but money is no object. Well, within reason... I'm sure you understand.

I would love to hear your sweet voice... even if only for a moment, my sweet, you bring something so sweet to my unsweetened life. Ahhh... it is known as sweetness. Yes, that is moist certainly it, my little sweet.

Please do not hesitate to sweetly contact me for any kneads, my sweet. I'll be there for you. These five words I swear are true: I'll be there for you.

If you knead to call me. 323 927-1764

---
Robert Betrug
(dicktated but not sent)

Olga fishes for free shit

Olga is trying to get some swag from the rich, nutso American. Besides the name "Robert", there doesn't seem to be any reference to any of my notes to her.

Obviously *not* a cat lover... Harumph!

Hi dearest Robert!

I have gotten your answer as usual, and I was so happy from your words
again! Robert, I want to say to you that your messages became an
important part of me and my life, your e-mails help me live, I don't
have boring mood in general, but it there comes when is bad weather in
the street when it's coldly. But when I receive your warm messages, I
forget about bad mood at once, I have a smile on my face and
magnificent mood from your e-mails. I can't without your messages now,
Robert. You can see that I write to you so long inform e-mails about
myself, because I want that we know about ourself very much. I thought
that it's so imortant for us Robert, realy Robert?

By the way today it's coldly on the street, but it's cloud wind too, I
don't like this, it is around 10 degrees C. But I like summer very
much! I like summer because in this season I have a vacation from my
job in the start of August, it's so nice. I like to spend this
vacation with my family and with my friends too. Basically, in
vacation I like to go to camping too in the wood, which is situated
around near Tolyatti City. Robert, I hope that you know that our
russian woods are so beautiful, I hope in America too. There are the
pines and beautiful russian birches basically in our woods. Also
through this wood proceeds the small river, this place is so real
romanticism, believe me Robert! We are with my family, my dad, my
mom, and my sisters pack a backpacks, we take a large tent, we take a
necessary foodstuff, and we are together with my family go to camping.
I like this very much, Robert. Especially, I like to be near this
small river too, my dad like to fish very much, I'm not fisher :) But,
once I have tried to fish, and I have catched a small carp too :) I
was so surprised by this, and what about you? Do you like to fish? :)

Also do you know, Robert, that the food which is prepared on a
nature more better than the food in home? It's a fish soup basically.
Also we eat fish canned food. It's the sprat in a tomato sauce. It's
so tasty to eat on nature. In total, I like camping very much,
Robert, and how you spend your vacation? Tell me, ok? It will be
interesting for me.

Dear Robert, also my friends in our bar are asking me about you
very much all time :) I tell them that you are very good man, also I
want to say to you that some my girlfriends envy me slightly because I
found so good man as you by the Internet. But I don't address on their
envy of any my attention. Also my collegues from my job asked me about
that did you sent me any gifts. I answered them that it's not
nessesary for me. The main gifts from you to me are your warm messages
and you, Robert! Also if your remember, Robert, I said you in my
last message about that it's not necessary to send me any parcels by
the usual pochtamt services and any others Post Services. I have said
to Natasha and Frank about larceny of postmails and others sendings about
that some my friends said me. Frank was agree with me too that it
willn't nessesary to send any things by the Tolyatti Services. The fact in
that when Frank and Natasha have got acquainted, Frank decided to send to
Natasha a nice gifts to Tolyatti by any Federal Express Service. This gifts
were a beautiful flowers and nice woman white dress for Natasha. When
Frank sent it to Natasha, Natasha didn't receive this so nice gift from
Frank. The gifts were lost by this Service for the not clear reasons.
It was so pity for Frank, and, is especially for Natasha. She cried very
much from this to a mountain. Frank wanted to submit to court on this
Service, but Natasha reconvinced Frank to not submit to court on this
Service. So this beautiful gifts was lost without a trace, Robert.
From this my dear Robert, please, don't send me anything by the any
Post Services, ok? I don't want that will happen as it was happen with
Frank and Natasha. Also Natasha and Frank want that if we with you will be
together, that we will visit them. Robert, they will leave Russia
through some time, they will come to Frank's Native Land to Germany.

Frank said to Natasha that he don't want to live in Russia, because he
likes his native Germany more than Russia, Natasha want to live in
Germany too as she said me, also I will miss about them. Also they see
that we have a good relation with you and they wish us that we will
together soon and that I will come to you in Amerika, and we will live
together as Natasha and Frank are living together. I want to say
to you, Robert, that I will think about you more and more, possible,
about my coming to you Robert, I feel that our relations are more
than friendship, realy Robert??? I feel it by my heart and soul,
because I can't without your e-mails now. Well, Robert, on this I'm
finishing my message to you, as usual a warmth greetings from my
family to you, and from Frank and Natasha too, Robert! I'm waiting for
your e-mails as soon, as possible!!!

Thinking about you, Robert,
My warmth kisses,
Olga.

The Fake Lottery Scam Scam

Catching up with the fake lottery...

My email to them 10/20/05

You haven't answered my question about the question on your form about "free virus protection".

My phone number is 323 927-1764.

Please call me and let's get to the bottom of this.

I have a woman from Russia who is hot for me and I want to send her this money. There is also a fellow from Nigeria who I've sent $2000 to and it looks like he needs more.

Below this line is my original question from the initial document.
-----

HI TOMMY! At the end of the document there is a question:

"Does your mail provider give you FREE antivirus protection?"

AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW!!! WILL THIS
INTERFERE WITH MY WINNINGS?!?!?!?!?!
------

...you see, I don't know if my mail provider gives me free antivirus protection and what does this have to do with the lottery? When can I get the check!?

Blindingly yours,
Robert Betrug

Tommy's email to me 10/17/05

HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THIS AFFIDAVIT, WE ARE STILL WAITING TO RECIEVE IT FROM YOU SO THAT WE CAN RELEASE YOUR FUND TO YOU.

TOMMY

My email to Tommy 10/14/05

I have not heard reply from you, sir. Are you attempting to make a fool of me?

So it begins with Rose

Olga, Rose & the Fake Lottery...

Hello my sweet wilting Rose...
Here is the info-mation that you require:

1: YOUR FULL NAME
Robert Lugner Betrug

2: YOUR FULL ADDRESS
R. Betrug
c/o
cattle prod
10635 Santa Monica Blvd.,
Suites 130/135,
Los Angeles, CA 90025

3: ANY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION NUMBER
28905893lkj--f009380985 k or 42 or 666 or BR-549 or ncc-1701

4: TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
323 927-1764

By the question "Do you have any toast?" I mean to ascertain if you do, in fact, have bread that is heated to a temperature that creates what we know to be as "toast". Hence my question "Do you have any toast?".

Butt enough of that, my friend. You are not well and we need to get you well.

I need you to understand that there is no god and god will not help you. If there was a god, you would not be in the position you are in now (no, not sitting and reading email, but at death's door, relying on strangers to assfist you in your time of knead).

No, I am a human who *will* help you. This is a very fortuitious time for me. Many have called upon me for assfistance. There is a lovely woman in Russia, Olga, who was abandoned by a man and she and I are now becoming quite close and I have sent her $300 for books for her studies.

There is also a young man and his mother, Miriam & Ibrahim Abacha of Lagos, Nigeria who have been persecuted by their government and are allowing me to help them get out of that toast-less hellhole (I use that as a figure of speech because, as you know, no god=no hell) and I have sent them, via DHL $3500 and another $1800 via Western Onion. They also received a case of avocados and two packages of Dentyne Cinnamon Gum.

I am enclosing a photo of myself with a trophy which I received after a tournament involving the showing of my prized feline cat, Mister Snickers (photo also attached). It was taken by my dear, departed wife, Bernesta, only 2 weeks before her colon exploded, killing her instantly. You can make out her figure in the reflection of the trophy.

I attach this photo as an offering of trust and hope that our relationship will, after you are well and able, may continue to one of friendship and joy.


Miss Rose Johnson, all the best to you.

I have notified my attorney, Mr. Perry Mason, of our deal and he will be kept abreast as he is the person who is in charge of my finances. Mr. Mason is the main stockholder in my company and was named by me as the president of the real estate arm of Cattle Prod., Inc. here in the United States.

Again, all the best to you, my newest (oldest) fiend.

Robert Betrug

Reply From Rose

What do you mean by "toast"?


Dear Robert Betrug,

My heart was filled with happiness when I received your response to my
proposal.

With regards to your mail I would be so much glad to know what you mean by 'Toast'

Presently I am in the Hospital and Doctor said that I have few weeks to stay in this world due to cancer problem. I am living in fear everyday of my life because I know that I will cease to live very soon but all am begging God now is to keep me alive so that I can witness that my dreams to help the poor and needy is accomplish before he can take me.

Please don't try to take advantage of my trust and remember that the funds are for Poor and needy. Once you take possession of the funds deduct your 35% of the total funds then distribute the remaining funds to Charity Organisation in Poor Country in Asia, in Europe and some Countries here in Africa but I would be so much appreciated if you will take at least 25% to
open a hospital where Poor people can take of in a very lower price as many of them cannot afford money.

Since you are really want to assist me in distributing this funds to Charity Organisations I would like you to forward the below informations:

1: YOUR FULL NAME
2: YOUR FULL ADDRESS
3: ANY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION NUMBER
4: TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER

Once I receive the above information from you I will issue you Letter of Authorisation that will allow you to act on the consignment I deposited with the Security Company here in Cote d'ivoire and I will take same information to law court where I will obtain Sworn Affidavit and Letter of
Administration stating that you should receive and distribute the funds on my behalf and also with the documentations you will not have problem during the time you will be distributing the funds as the documentations will state where the funds were originated.

I would be so much appreciated if you can move fast so that this transaction can be concluded in 5 or 6 working days as I do not have much time on my side, as you know something may happen to me at any time.

Once more I would like you to promise me that you will never take advantage of my trust and that you will do what I said that you should do. As soon as I receive your letter stating your genuine intentions to assist me in distributing the funds I will now forward all the evidence of deposit(i.e Certificate of Deposit and Deposit Agreement) for your perusal and also for
you to know that funds in question exists.

Waiting to receive immediate response from you.

Mrs. Rose Johnson

Reply To Rose

I issue my standard reply to any scammer on any continent...


Oh my rose. I want to help. Do you have any toast?

---
Robert Betrug

Australian Spam Scam Scam?

I enjoy people using imaginary friends for evil. Same as it ever was:

MRS. ROSE JOHNSON

Trustee,

I am the above named person from Australian. I am married to Mr.
Andrew Johnson who worked with Australian embassy in Ivory Coast for
nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were married for eleven
years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for
only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was
alive he deposited one trunck Box contaning the sum of US$17, 000,
000.00 (Seventeen Million United States Dollar Only) as a family
valuable in one of the security company here in Abidjan.

Presently, this Box is till with the security company here in Abidjan.
Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is
cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is the high blood pressure sickness.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or
individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct
here in. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages,
widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of
God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that
giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will
inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I
don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't
want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence
I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this
regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's
relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this
development. With God all things are possible.

I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan.
I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the
present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always
pray for me because the lord is my shephard.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever
that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on the
above e_mail address for more informations, any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs.Rose Johnson.